Microsoft VS Tomatoes !!!!!!!!!!!!

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a
Test.

"You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you
the application to fill in, as well as the date when you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, nor an email."

"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means
you do not exist.

And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10
in his pocket.

He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round.
In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital.
He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go
everyday earlier, and Return late.
Thus, his Money doubled or Tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of
delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ...
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life
insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When
the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email.

The man replied, "I don't have an email."

The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have
succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if
you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at
Microsoft!"



Moral of the story

1. Internet / email is not the solution to your life.
2. If you don't have Internet/email and work hard, you can be a
millionaire.
3. You are probably already an
Office boy/girl, and not any close to being a millionaire...

Babies delivery - Corporate World

Babies delivery and Corporate World

1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly...

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby